What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:36

Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!